Unsolicited Commentary from a Future Physician’s Husband: The Excess Information Age?

Since the beginning of the year, Abby and I have been on a roller coaster with medical procedures, exams, and emotions. Of all the roller coasters I’ve been on, this is probably my least favorite. I know the end result will be the best of all-time, but the process has been challenging. I’ve been trying …

Unsolicited Commentary from a Future Physician’s Husband: Here comes Baby Bondy

Humor me for a moment and think about every instance in which you’ve taken on greater responsibility. You need to pass a driver’s test to get your license. You have to submit an application (or 100) in order to get a new job. You need to submit an application for housing. Even animal shelters, who …

Shohei Ohtani vs. Brock Purdy UCL Recovery Timelines

A very serious, not at all humerus elbow injury comparison On August 23rd, Shohei Ohtani was removed a from a game for what was then described as “forearm tightness.” This is often the first symptom of an ulnar collateral ligament (UCL) injury, and news soon confirmed it. Today, it was announced that Shohei Ohtani had …

Unsolicited Commentary from a Future Physician’s Husband: Sleep…working?

Last night was interesting for Abby and me. I got in trouble, and she slept on the couch. Yes, that is what happened. No, it’s not a typo, and no, it wasn’t in that order. The weirdest part is that we both agreed in the morning that I was not at fault. I’ll just leave …

Unsolicited Commentary from a Future Physician’s Husband: Valentine’s Day Edition

Today is Valentine’s Day. Yes, it’s a Hallmark Holiday, and maybe it’s some fabricated capitalist conspiracy to promote unnecessary spending, but I don’t want to pick a fight with love. Love always wins. Today is Valentine’s Day. I type this blog, and my wife studies next to me. She knows how osmosis works, but it …

Surviving our Brand New Apartment

In my previous blog, I wrote that there was a special release imminent titled “What do I do when my toilet is erupting main line sewage into my kitchen and my property manager is apathetic?” and that it would be followed by “Help, the fourth floor is flooded and the building next-door is on fire!” …

Unsolicited Commentary from Future Physician’s Husband: “So you’re like an actual adult?”

Welcome to a new series titled: … actually I assume you read the title. Therefore it would be a waste of your time to read it again and a waste of my time to write it again. It definitely doesn’t necessitate repeating, and I do my best to avoid redundancy. With all that out of …

Losing Spring Training is more crushing a casualty of Coronavirus than all the other sports combined

But first, a life update: It feels irresponsible to start any message without the customary COVID-19 report. Home is great. Is it fun? No, but that’s okay. Doing what you’re told is never fun, but when you have loved ones in the high risk group, you do what is necessary for their health (even if …